The first thing I think is "Oh CRAP! What's the speed limit here? Am I under it? When did they take those trees down? He's totally hidden that cruiser in there."
The second thing I think is "I need to make sure I tell MilDad about that speed trap since he drives home this way."
The third thing I think is "Duh. Like he's really worried about speed traps when he's driving right now."
And then I try really, really, really hard not to think anymore.